Four More Aeons! Four More Aeons!
This just in from the Somebody Had To Do It Dept:
'This site is dedicated to the great old one, who should return from his slumber to take over the U.S. government and make this country a whole hell of a lot better as the leader of our executive branch. Or destroy it and drive everyone insane, kill us all, or something really nasty! Remember, Cthulhu for President, why vote for the lesser of two evils?'There is a t-shirt, too. Of course.
Remember, kids: the end is nigh, R'lyeh is rising, and and the cold unspeakable evil of the Old Ones is coming from all sides.
Let's try to have some fun tonight, OK?