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The Gematriculator

This site is certified 58% EVIL by the GematriculatorThis site is certified 42% GOOD by the Gematriculator

'The Gematriculator is a service that uses the infallible methods of Gematria developed by Mr. Ivan Panin to determine how good or evil a web site or a text passage is.

Basically, Gematria is searching for different patterns through the text, such as the amount of words beginning with a vowel. If the amount of these matches is divisible by a certain number, such as 7 (which is said to be God's number), there is an incontestable argument that the Spirit of God is ever present in the text. Another important aspect in gematria are the numerical values of letters: A=1, B=2 ... I=9, J=10, K=20 and so on. The Gematriculator uses Finnish alphabet, in which Y is a vowel.

Experts consider the mathematical patterns in the text of the Holy Bible as God's watermark of authenticity. Thus, the Gematriculator provides only results that are absolutely correct.'
Yeah, yeah, OK. And as the figures above clearly show, The Corridor of Madness has passed the test! More narrowly than I would have expected, but it passed still. Maybe now I can write to these nice folks and politely ask for that CAP Influence Density ranking, eh? (see here)

[The Gematriculator was found via Invisible College.]